(via lauragreenbeans)
(via ohmyitscindy)
you know what the stupidest award is
perfect attendance
why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it
where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
(via andthatoneregretisyou)
have you ever disliked something or someone so much that whenever you see it/them in any manifestation that you began to seethe with anger and heat begins to produce throughout your entire body replacing the circulation of your blood with magma hot enough to fuel the fires of hell
(via andthatoneregretisyou)
(Source: paramoresworld, via mango1961)
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Dad:
There's going to be an eclipse on Sunday.
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Me:
Time to take out the fire nation.
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Dad:
What?
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Me:
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Dad:
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Me:
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Dad:
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Me:
I mean, cool.
(Source: iofhorus, via mermaids182)
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Friend:
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
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Me:
Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
anyone that dated a band guy in highschool and dumped him probably listens to sk8er boi on repeat and cries til their eyes bleed
